Only in the Big City

Only in a big city can you see a man running down a busy street with nothing on but a tiny G-string!

Ashley called me last night to tell me about it. She and Mike were going down the road and this guy comes running out of nowhere, dressed in only his G-string! She said he was trying real hard to cover up his jewels, but he wasn't doing a very good job of it. Mike's theory is that the guy got beat up and his clothes stolen. Bill's theory is that the guy lost a bet and this was his punishment for losing.

Sad when you have nothing else to do but theorize why a guy is running down the street all but nekkid, huh? LOL!

Oh the things my daughter has seen while living in the city. I think I'll stay right here in the country where the worst thing you might see is a coyote grabbing a chicken...