Saturday, October 14, 2006

You Might Be a Redneck If

The neighbors newest contraption made me think up a new redneck joke. I think I'll send it to Foxworthy and see what he thinks.

You Might Be a Redneck if...

You Put Up a Bunch of PVC pipe and Cardboard, Cover it With Black Trashbags, and Call It a Fence!


Yep..that's right. There is a barbed wire fence separating us from the neighbors, and several weeks ago, we started noticing white PVC pipe against the barbed wire. Then they put some cardboard on, and covered it with trashbags!

Don't know what the hell it is supposed to be...a privacy fence?? Has us stumped...everytime we walk the trails, we see the ugly thing and go "What the Hell is That Dill"?

Hispanic neighbors with loud music and stinky septic sprinkler on one side, and rednecks on the other side...oh how blessed we are!

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