Bird Crap

Sometimes, I think I must be a magnet for bird crap. For the 2nd week in a row, a bird has crapped on me. Last week, a purple finch pooped on my new camera just as I was raising it to take a picture of Hudson the Hawk. Today, I moved my chair farther out in the yard so I could take a picture of the Great Blue Heron...just as a flock of cedar waxwings were flying over my head. All that space around me and one of them picked ME to plop some purple berry crap on my shoulder.

You know the flag that says "Don't Tread on Me"? I'm gonna get myself a flag that says...

Don't SHIT on me.....