Love Thy Neighbors..Ha!!
I feel like the crying Indian on the old commercials.
Not only do our neighbors dump their old medicine (OR remnants of a meth lab) on the back of our property, but now somebody is using the front of our property as their own personal "lovers lane", AND leaving their condoms laying all over the ground! not just one condom, but at least FIVE of them! Can we say ick? Health hazard! What if my Grandkids had come across them and picked them up to see what it is? I suspect it may be some of the neighbors kids because Bill has walked up to a truck on our land before and there were two Hispanic teens doing their "business".
Time to put up a fence, post No Trespassing signs (in English AND Espanol)and start calling the cops every time we see someone up there (even if it is just kids playing by the pond..which is VERY dangerous!).
We thought about making our own signs too:
Keep Out..If you're found here tonite, you'll be found here tomorrow
Keep Out..This is NOT lovers lane..night vision security cameras in use..if you choose to ignore them, you'll be the newest porn star on the internet tomorrow.
Love thy neighbor? Hard to do these days...more like Shoot Thy Neighbor in the Butt with a BB gun....
1 Comments:
Put some mannikens up there and see if that scares them! They could be holding a broom aimed at the road. Might think it is a person. Or place a bench there with a couple of mannekins sitting on it facing the pond. They might see the eerie shadows and scare them or tie old Abby up there a night or two (that should do it). Can you tell I don't know of sure how to spell manikins? LOL
MOM
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