WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE GET ME A ROUND TUIT????

I am the world's worst procrastinator! I had so many projects I wanted to tackle this Summer...

I'm gonna clean my office and organize it.."when I get a round tuit"

I'm gonna clean the shed and set up a workshop for Bill "when I get a round tuit"...

I am going to plant acres of beautiful flowers so I'll have lots of Summer color "when I get a round tuit"...

We're gonna paint our bedroom and the bathrooms "when we get a round tuit"....

I am gonna put a fence around the front of the property and a fence in the back for the dog to play in "when I get a round tuit".....

But yet, here I sit, on my fat ass, doing none of the above, and the Summer is almost gone!

Will somebody PLEASE get me a round tuit and send it to me so I won't have anymore excuses????