SPLAT!!

Last week I was sitting outside in my chair, watching the birds and psyching myself up for my CT scan. I filled all of my feeders and sat down to watch. I was enjoying myself and felt very calm until....

SPLAT!

I felt something hit my shoulder with a splash..inches from my coffee cup. I looked over and there was purplish bird poop on my clothes! I admit, my favorite color is purple, but NOT in the form of bird shit.

I think that Blue Jay better lay off the blackberries for awhile...