Saturday, July 23, 2005

Die Fireants, Die!!!

I am so damn sick of the fireants I could scream! I've got one warning for you ants...


PREPARE TO DIE, SUCKERS!!!


I'm tired of stepping outside and having to keep my feet moving, even when I'm standing in one spot, so that the fireants don't eat me alive. They are horrible this year! And they don't just build mounds anymore..some of them are building underground, so you don't even know you're in the middle of them until they start eating on your feet.


I remember a time when there were no fireants. Kids could play outside barefooted and not worry about getting bit. You could drop your popsicle on the ground and still pick it up and eat it, without having fireants attack it immediately. We could plop down anywhere on the ground and not have to worry about whether we were sitting in ants.


I finally bought some good ant poison yesterday, and I am fixing to go on an ant hunting expedition, so fireants beware...your days are numbered...I'M THE NEW QUEEN so you better start bowing to me now!!

1 Comments:

Blogger Sasebone said...

There ain't nothing tuit about a good ant poison. It chases them away, and the rains come and washes the ant poison down to your wonderful pond, kills the birds and the fish and the ants keep marching on...

We know! We've used everything from boiling water to the latest that is supposed to kill them for months --they are still here and we live with them. They have their breakfast on our cabinets and if you don't feed them properly the eat your clothes.

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