I found this article in the newspaper, and it's so hilarious I had to share. Thanks Tom Maurstad (the writer).
Elmo Like You've Never Seen Him
With all the electronic gadgets out there, and the ever expanding digital playground of the Web, a fuzzy doll that giggles when you squeeze it doesn't pack the punch it used to. Over the last 10 years, Tickle Me Elmo has tried to keep up with the times..he's done the chicken dance, boogied to Rock N Roll..but for his 10th anniversary, he's gone extreme. TMX Elmo doesn't just giggle, but rolls around, slaps his knee and pounds the floor. Consider these other Elmo incarnations that might be waiting in the wings...
Throttle Me Elmo
The ultimate interactive toy, Elmo shouts at you, unplugs your PlayStation, deletes your e-mail and hacks your My Space page until you pummel him into submission.
D.I.Y. Elmo
Elmo is a punk rocker. Activate him by sticking a safety pin through his tongue. Put him in the middle of a bunch of Beanie Babies and watch him slam dance. As a finale, he gives himself a tattoo.
Triple X Elmo
Turn him on by playing the cheesy electronic music soundtrack included. He asks for a drink, and while you're getting it, grabs Miss Piggy and runs off to Vegas.